February 2007

HEY! -- It's KIDDIE ROCK!
Have you heard?
How could you not -- it's in the New York Times every other day!

HEAR men in their thirties gush on and on about kids' innocence -- but this is no NAMBLA meeting, oh no!
It's KIDDIE ROCK!

SEE twelve year olds holding guitars that many ADULT musicians cannot afford!

LISTEN as wealthy yuppies in Park Slope boast about how they are teaching their kids to like GOOD music,
just like THEY do!

ANGLE to get your golden progeny in the band in which SUSAN SARANDON's kid plays bass!

MARVEL at the newest site for exercising PRIVILEGE!

THINK that it is in NO WAY related to the child beauty pageant phenomenon!

KIDDIE ROCK!
Because EVERY kid knows the best way to get into music is to ask your PARENTS what you should listen to!

 

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