Has being intimidated by the years of discipline and study necessary to master a skill stopped you from realizing your own creative potential? Are you tired of being defined by little more than your day job and your sports team affiliations? Do you have lots of "bright ideas" that never come to fruition? If you have thought about being an artist before but never had time to pursue this direction, a new correspondence course offered by Rat Blood Soup can help you realize your dreams!

You Too Can Be an Artist!

 

In today's cultural Democracy ideas like "talent," "creativity" and "genius" are passe:

WE ARE ALL THE SAME!!

Literally anyone can be an artist. With a little help and guidance offered through Rat Blood Soup you can be on your way to being recognized as a real artist, often within ONE AFTERNOON!

Positions await you in:

SPOKEN WORD!
PERFORMANCE ART!
DJing!
SITUATIONAL ART!

...and dozens of other areas you may never even have heard of before!! And as amazing as it sounds, you may already be involved in activities that qualify you as an artist!!

Frequently Asked Questions:

I was never really talented at anything. Are you sure I can be an artist?
That's just the kind of thinking -- drummed into you by your poisonous, Western education with its ideas of "hierarchy" and "individualism"-- that's holding you and countless other back! Of course you can be an artist -- you can be anything you want to be!!

I like to sit on the couch, drink beer and watch tv. Could I be an artist?
Of course! Best of all, becoming an artist through the RBS program will not interfere with these activities -- you will not have to change your present lifestyle!!

Don't you have to be a fag to be an artist?
No! Though you will have to stop using words like "fag" if you are going to enter the artistic community, you will not have to change your sexual orientation -- many artists are not gay!!

 

YOU CAN BECOME AN ARTIST THROUGH THE RAT BLOOD SOUP BE AN ARTIST PROGRAM -- GUARANTEED, OR YOUR MONEY BACK:
What do you have to lose?

Print form below, fill out, and mail today!!

 

 

DON'T HESITATE!!
People from all walks of life have changed their lives through the Rat Blood Soup Be An Artist! course, and you can too. Don't waste another day in your present boring, utilitarian, workaday existence. Let Rat Blood Soup guide you to a new dynamic & exciting life as an artist!!

 

YES, I want to be an artist as soon as possible! Enclosed is $50. Please rush me the materials necessary to help me become an artist ASAP!

Name, address, phone:
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I feel I am ready to jump right into the more advanced parts of the course as well. Enclosed is an extra $20 for the manual: Intro to Looking & Acting Like an Artist!

Send check or money order to RBS Educational Division: P.O. Box 26098 Philadelphia, PA 19128

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