The Big One

 

 

"I think when it happens I'd like to be at home with my wife and children, maybe sitting around in the living room holding hands."

 

 

 

"Haven't thought about it much...I guess I could be in a hotel somewhere wearing a sombrero and swigging from a bottle of good bourbon while having sexual intercourse with a Victoria's Secret model, in the 'doggie' rear-entry position, and simultaneously she is giving oral pleasure to another Victoria's Secret model who is reclined in front of her, and in my right hand I'm using the television remote control to flip back and forth between a good episode of 'South Park' and 'Citizen Kane', having just dropped a syringe I used to inject myself with an amount of heroin that will hit, and probably kill, me at the same time as the event arrives."

 

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