Because there's nothing wrong
with posing as a doctor so you can touch a strange man's chest.
By Will von Ratblood
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Current & Newest
Stuff
(Most recent at top)
MAY 26, 2008
IN
CALIFORNIA
Some things are different
RATBLOOD'S
AMERICA
Found objects in our great American country of America
BURNING
MAN, BURNING CASH
Another reason to stay home
DECEMBER 20, 2007
CREAM:
WHITE ROOM
A Special Appreciation
REVIEWS
2007 records
FEBRUARY 5, 2007
RAT
BLOOD SOUP ON MYSPACE
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
KIDDIE
ROCK
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll, little guy
PUZZLES
& MYSTERIES
Fascinating analysis of baffling things
V.VALE
A few words with the man behind RE/Search
THE
THIRD MAN
A possible source of Orson Welles' "cuckoo clock" thing
AN
OPEN LETTER TO THE ULA
en garde, fools
THE
WISDOM OF CROWDS (a new poem)
James Surowiecki, blow me
ANAL
OR ABSTINENCE
A look at the Bush administration's new sex-ed policy
NEW
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN BOOK
A soft, brown surprise arrives in the
mailbox of the RBS offices
THE
ROCK REVIEWERS & U.S. MAPLE
Not a love story
DRAG
RACE
Does not include men in dresses
DIE
LIKE A FISH
More thoughts from the always uplifting Art McSeamus
RAT
BLOOD SOUP CD
Purchase and cleanse your mind of that debilitating irony
EDITORIAL
The importance of body awareness
BARBER
TALES
Customer service and fellatio
QUEENS:
A WRITER'S RETREAT
By Arnold Skemer
DANGEROUS
NEW DISEASE FOUND
Pray you get HIV before ever
contracting "Rockism"
A
LITTLE PRANK AT BURNING MAN
The brief existence of The Black Rock Inquirer
WRITING:
THE GAYEST OF SCIENCES
Thanks again to Eyeshot
BOOK
REVIEW: FARGO ROCK CITY
Books are stupid
MOTEL
HELL
Essay about a most special film
FROM
THE EDITOR
Gather 'round y'all
THE
BIG ONE
You know it's coming
MODERN
SEX TECHNIQUES
Excerpts from outstanding sex manual
FOUND
OBJECTS
Finally, found
SLO-DEER
A great new product from RBS Laboratories
COMPOST
A pile of stuff
CARTOONS
Finally arrive: Morons and Led Balloons
WHY
YOU SHOULD TOUCH MY BALLS
A title which has probably been used for very few essays.
(And let's have someone else do the formatting, shall we?)
THE
X-GAMES
Human patience pushed to the extreme
SPIELBERG
AND PORN
Heartfelt response to the director's latest career move
THE
CRITICS RESPOND
Reviews of brilliant zine
IN
DEFENSE OF COVER BANDS
Sure, why not
WORK
SIGNS
Tools for the effective team-player
CZW
WRESTLING
Blood, Philadelphia and fun
SELF
PUBLISHING STIGMA
Underground publishing inspected for freshness
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ARCHIVES
Let's review this together
True stories of the men
behind the chair
Yeah, even we've got them now
We find them funny
You wish you had this
much talent
("Frequently-asked questions")
Unless otherwise noted, everything written by Will.
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