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Submission guidelines

We accept submissions only by mail, that is, as hard copy placed in an envelope which you then place in that tubular metal receptacle with the movable red metal flag at the end of your driveway by the white picket fence, where a smiling man in a blue uniform visits each day and peeks inside the metal receptacle to see if you have been busy working on things to send to Rat Blood Soup, his favorite website.

For full submission details, write to this email address : contact.

 

Submission FAQ
[That stands for, “Frequently-asked questions”!]

Q: Do you accept graphics such as cartoons and things?
A: That is something we’re looking into….it’s a possibility.

Q: Will payment for my article come as a check or a money order?
A: Ha!… payment--you’re killin me, man.

Q: Should my submission be political?
A: Politics are for idiots. If you are an idiot, please write about what you feel most comfortable with.

Q: My submission was written in French. Why did you reject this?
A: Because you are French.

Q: I would like to focus my energies on pieces uniting all peoples, reaching out to those who are in need, embracing positive energy in efforts to bring us together in celebration of the one-ness.
A: Perhaps you should take your talents elsewhere.

 

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